fuck i never got that project to rip all my old MacAddict cds into iso files off the ground
wizards creating items of unimaginable power and then just sort of leaving them around for any asshole to find and use in wildly irresponsible ways. wizards do this because they are jerks, and everything bores them
- the entire cast of Bones: can't believe we built a dimensional portal to a universe where the teenage mutant ninja turtles are real
- teenage mutant ninja turtles: yeah what the fuck
Looking for a card to send to my mom, I pick one out and read the inside. “Happy Mother’s Day from THE NSA AND THE US GOVERNMENTS ILLEGAL DRONE PROGRAM”
I get kicked out of another Target for cussing too loud and they make me buy the card. Fucking Banksy’d again!